reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy
(via summer-was-just-in-bloom)
Life's a Journey.
Enjoy the ride.
(Source: diary-of-inspiration, via stone-0n-fire)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
(via batting-1000)
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shit that made me cry
(Source: bulimiasux, via crymeafackingriver)
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HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
(Source: madfawn, via katycat333)
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Enough Said.
(via the-lightning-has-struck)
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
(via katycat333)
